Thursday, August 07, 2008

Brookie Dictionary: Treason

trea-son [tree-zuhn] (n) - a poor excuse for not doing something you already didn't want to do, also known as a "Traci Reason"

Me: "Come on, let's go to the library"
Treason: "Let's do laundry first"
Real Reason: "Oprah comes on in 10 minutes"

synonyms: falsehood, substandard erroneous self-justification, lie


  1. You're treading in dangerous waters my friend!

  2. Ha, no worries. It's a word that now gets regular use from both parties in the Brookie household.

  3. har-ass (n) - The ass-kicking Harrison is going to receive from Traci for posting jokes about her perfect feminine reasoning on the internet. Also known as a "Harrison ass-kicking."


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