Friday, March 28, 2008

Stuff White People Like is a humor site that was brought to my attention by my brother-in-law Stephen Jones. It lists the many things that white people like. For example:

White Problems - Should children drink wine?

"Being able to declare “my favorite wine as a child” in a conversation is recognized as more impressive than stories about extended visits to wine regions."

"White children should drink wine. They should not be allowed to drink beer or other “party” liquors."

#62 Knowing what's best for poor people

"It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things."

"But it is ESSENTIAL that you reassert that poor people do not make decisions based on free will. That news could crush white people and their hope for the future."

# 2 Religions that their parents don't belong to

"White people will often say they are “spiritual” but not religious. Which usually means that they will believe any religion that doesn’t involve Jesus."

"A few even dip into Islam, but it’s much more rare since you have to give stuff up and actually go to Mosque."

"Mostly they are into religion that fits really well into their homes or wardrobe and doesn’t require them to do very much."


  1. Personally I think the site is more like "what yuppies like."

  2. Yeah that's fair. This guy is clearly writing from a non-southern point of view.


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