We are Royalty

Not only are you rich, you are as rich as the pharaohs of ancient Egypt. We know because we faced the same problem they faced, too much good food and relaxation, also known as heart disease:

subjected [mummies] to whole-body CT scans to look at their insides. 16 mummies still had identifiable hearts or arteries. And 9 of them showed hardening of those arteries.

and here's us:

more than 11 million Americans have been diagnosed as with coronary artery disease